So...

Julia 2/16
Ninja squirrels vs. zombie rabbits.

Who wins and why?

Kelly 2/20
Ok so I thought long and hard about this and I think this how that battle would go:

A virus breaks out among the indigenous forest bunnies. The once playful doe-eyed creatures are now reduced to shambling flesh eating piles of doom. Quickly, the zombie rabbits (or zabbits. Say it out loud, it's funny.) tun on the rest of the forest creatures. The mice, who were fast but too trusting, were the first to fall. Next were the moles, who never saw the attack coming. The combined might of the little creatures in the zabbit army quickly turned the tide on the Deer, who could have made it. Unfortunately the swift and graceful nature of the deer were overcome due to there instincts to stand perfectly still in terror when something bad happens. The Zabbits then turned their attentions to the last two clans that had so far evaded them, the birds and the squirrels.

The tree dwellers were naturally more wary than the ground-rovers, so when the virus came they believed themselves save due to the hight of the trees. But as the Zabbit army grew they knew that their tree fortresses would not be enough. The clan of the birds, in an almost unnatural display of good will, banded together and all flew south at the same time. This left the squirrels alone without allies. Rather than flee, the elders who had all gone white decided to call upon the arts of the black squirrel clan, otherwise known as the ninja squirrels. These phantom dark tree dwellers knew of secretes linked to killing that others only dreamed about, and their ability to kill was second only to the humans that occasionally invaded their home. The situation was dire however, so the sacred black almond shell horn was sounded and death came from above.

The battle was long, arduous, and gory. For each creature the dark squirrels sent to hells gate, the zabbits replaced them with many more shambling abominations. Despite the horror that was visited upon them, the ninja squirrels did not tire. They found knew ways of killing in that battle, and those ways were too gruesome to pass on in squirrel legend. However, soon their numbers began to dwindle. Too many of the other creature clans had fallen to the Zabbits and the battle soon seemed hopeless.

However, once clever and brave ninja squirrel went on a top secret mission to save his species. With all his wit and cunning he traveled to the nearby suburbs and committed unspeakable atrocities there.With every act he framed the rabbits with clear and obvious evidence. Soon the human menace was roused and then the battle was won. The humans eradicated the zabits, and parts of the forest with them. However, with the zabbits gone, new animal clans could finally come and those that had left could finally return. The small forest is now recovering, and it is all thanks to the dark squirrels. Those elusive figures returned to hiding soon after the battle was won, and there they lay in wait to this very day. Waiting for the call that will ouse them to battle once more.

So yeah. Ninja squirrels, but only because zabbits can't think logically. :P